PISSn

Claim territory. Be the king.

The world is the board. Your bladder is the weapon.

Download on the App Store

How it works

Claim territory.

01

Hold PISS

Spend your bladder where you stand. Longer hold, bigger claim.
02

Leave a puddle

Mark turf, contest overlaps, climb the board with lifetime points.
03

Become king

Crown places from local spots up through cities and beyond.

The board

Map. Globe. Kingdoms.

Zoom in for streets and puddles. Zoom out and the planet takes over. Kings aren’t leaderboard fluff — they’re real places people fight to hold. Played on sidewalks worldwide.

The vibe

Built for the sidewalk.

Absurd language. Clean visuals. No gross imagery — just competitive, silly conquest on a beautiful map. Show up in person. Leave a mark. Take the crown.

Get PISSn

Free on the App Store. Location required to claim real-world turf.

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